Sorry Ricky, I don't think you're the target audience for this…

Ohhh,
that comment take the air from my lungs…

Why is my dick orange?

I don't always drink beer, but when I do…

Plot? Are you sure it wasn't just the anti-semitism?

I submit that mocking Twilight is perfectly reasonable.

yah, that sounds pretty safe, Good Luck!

JMP:  Got it in one.
Captain D:  Have you cleaned your room yet?

This generation's Chevy Chase.

Ha!  Granny Porn!  As If!

Nope, cause then the Hoff would have kicked their commie butts.  This is just the revenge of Nature, which the Hoff is totally behind.

Micheal Moriarty could play his dad, ah… "Mike".

Nope!  Wild Thing was a reliefer.

The place sure sparkled after all those critters did her cleaning for her…

Don't forget they can work in the menstral subtext.

And the step-mom has red-hot iron shoes forged to her feet and she dances herself to death, ala Nancy Grace on DWTS.

So, no writers, artists etc. for you.

Yes we can, Kara!  Yes We Can!

It was the 70s, the drug was called cocaine…

And Vince was always campy, hence the alter-ego.