Love ya O.L. but we need a gimmic poster named Emma to stock you.  After each of your posts, she would simply post "Shut Up, Oscar".

Give me a C, a bouncy C!

Fuckin Bruins…
You're no Bill Hicks, Leary!

May I suggest anything to do with Butts.  Preferably BIG ones.

My all-time fave Monkee moment:
Peter is playing dominoes.  Someone asks what he is doing and he replies "Playing South-East Asia".  RIP Davy.

Hey Dick!
Just for me, can you tell Dave to get in the car?

All this hatred of eagles…
WHY DO YOU ALL HATE AMERICA?

Drink a bit of whiskey, or perhap Rye and settle down.

Flute Rock, Pugs.  You don't understand it.  You never will.

Hey Shit, someone named Taint is callin you out.

Let's not air any dirty laundry.

The Country Bears Henley.

I wouldn't be so flippant…
Henley has Steely Knives.

This fellow Canuck agrees, Danny peaked on SNL (Frank Garvin, E Buzz, Irving Mainway etc) or perhaps even sooner on Coming Up Rosie. He did get some serious acting cred for his work in Driving Miss Daisy…

female form…

Clearly not as funny as your name!

vagina….

No this really doesn't work.  It must be Republican men.  Those Fiberals are just pulling our leg.

Missoula Killed Flea!

Sorry, my only tool is a shovel.