Come on people!  Theron can play De Klerk.

Nice, you went there, but weren't vulgar about it.  You are now my favorite Hobbit.

Nah, Capote swiped them all…

Clitoris Leachman!

What the Fuck is going on with all the Oxford Commas, Ezra?

It doesn't, but the native actors on Cheyenne Autumn (a rare sympathetic movie) were encouraged to adlib lines in their native tongues (If my faulty memory serves, a lot of Navaho were involved in the movie).  Of course they came up with the rudest, most vulgar nonsense and had great fun.  Natives who saw the movie…

If Natasha was visiting the old man, I would also have story or two myself.

Scary Bastard.  Someone should take a Kaiser Blade to em.

Kemo Sabe means "shit head" in Cherokee.

Clearly the Simpsons have hated their Audience for sometime now…

Ted don't need music, remember Body Heat?

Knifey,
That would be awesome!
I can just imagine the self-important old Queen getting all pissy and such.

I Ain't gonna listen.

The Upper Kanals.  yep Mars…

Who's playing the kid of the kid Powell killed?

Sutherland.

Here's a twist…
McLane's son has to fight Gruber's…   DAUGHTER!  And of course they fall in love and question living out their parents feud.

Die Hard 5:  If I get one of those little blue pills…

THIS WILL BE AWESOME…   please?

Hmmm.
"Was Kolchak ever funny or playful?"
The answer:  God Yes!
Two Words:
Darren Fuckin McGavin.