It was called "Vibrator - Confessions of a Private Dick".

Monster Hospital is cool, but my fav is Stadium Love.

Nope! That's France.
In the US they are know as 1/4 pounders!

Riel = both a patriotic hero and 100% nuts by the end…

Just so long as the cock still works…

I think Ugly's right…
Movies show a nerd writer's fantasy.  In reality, asswhupin!

Hoosier Waitress:  Great Idea!  Some presidents were monster killers… and some…
MONSTERS!

So Lincoln fights Vampires, FDR Nazis Werewolves, Kennedy fought Godzilla in the Pacific, Carter was a MIB, and of course, Jefferson was the original Ghostbuster.
So who is left for Teddy? The mummy?  I don't think so…

Harvey Keitel's your man!

So 50 enslave Koreans are Seth MacFarlane…  In my day we stacked em like bodybags.  Kids named Seth that is…

Fork!

Randy did fake his own death, but it was to get away from Sharon, so he won't be back.

You sound paranoid…

Ozzy is an octogenerian by now isn't he?

Don't praise the machine…

Boy am I off…
I thought he was former Secret Service who retired and built a baseball field for Darth Vader.

The family should have came up with some kind of sphere to protect themselves.

cyclonic action, silly!

You did!  You did ask Tom Petty that!

Mr O'Neal, you seem disturbed by capitalism…