O'Neal is such an objective, neutral kind of writer, it's hard for me to tell…

depends if sending money home to the old country or not…

If he's so fuckin smart, where did he lose the rest of his name?

You got a problem with a banana up the tailpipe?

The key demo is French Canadian circus performers…

hey Dikachu, just don't bruce your villanch

I read that as "she bat-shit crazy!"

ah… No.

Shhhhaaaggy!

Kiefer's aged him terribly over the past few years.

Would you believe Don Adams, in a Halftrack with a flamethrower?

And this is my associate, Drake.

If those children were "innocent", what were they doing there?

They take home the porn and the really good ones.

RAMPART!  We have an adult male somewhere between 70 and 90 years old in mid seizure.  Paralysis to the left side of the face and left pupil is blown.  Patient shows signs of advanced dementia.

Restore shine and luster with Permanent Waves from Rush.

WE DON'T NEED ANOTHER HERO!

Muslums gonna git ya

Oh, Please!  Oh, Please!  Oh, Please!  A gritty re-make of Brokeback Mountain.

If you need somewhere to go to breastfeed from a stranger…