I like Spike and all, but couldn't the Snubbies get Eddie Murphy to host and Ratner to produce?

My Dinner with Andre
(Wally's a Jew)

The only way House would be in real trouble is if they introduce a character named Maury or perhaps Artie.

House killing 13 and going back to prison is the only ending that even flirts with logic.

Hamfisted writers
sigh…
That sounds about right.

They could work in the whole nuclear reactor disaster.  A radioactive Godzilla bites Wolverine and…
No Wait… A radioactive Karaoke singer bites Wolverine and he becomes Hugh Jackman, song and dance man!

The big question of course is …
what song does the AV Club Chorus want to do this year?
I can kind of see them going "Rumour Has It - OOHHH!  Rumour Has IT - OOOHHH!"

"Carry On My Wayward Son…"  Hank Jr.?

Get Chicago to cover "Chicago"!  it's a natural.

Not funny….
37 different kinds of Awesome!

Maybe I could give you MY world… But how can I?
When you wont take it from me?

Nicely done.  Only 99% CancerAids.

Fuckin Harper…

hmmm.  If only there were still diseases in this utopian future to curse you with… Wait… what?  Blade Runner is Distopian?  Okay then…  Cancer!  Aids!  Hellfire!  Dandruff! etc.

Nova Heart!

Nope, the Springstein album.

Sales-wise, it would be best if she didn't perform at all. 

I'm your Ice Cream Man, stop me when I'm passin by

Machete 2:  Slap-Chop Boogaloo

All they want to do is cash in and take her money!