Hear the lamentations of my back-up singers!

Once I saw the movie M*A*S*H*, I kept expecting Bobby Troup to do every scene muttering under his breath "God Damn, Son of a Bitching Hospital…"

Got any Iron Butterfly?

What about the Stuntman who got so sick of Norris he kicked his movie star ass and quit.  Who is he backing?

When ya die…

Ya never tell your kids which one is the favorite.

WARNING!  Anyone who comes into contact with this new "Killer Dope" is at risk.  FOR YOUR OWN SAFETY, please send any suspected "Killer Dope" to The Safety Lab, c/o Chris Stevens, Cicely, Alaska.

Me too!  Ever notice that no matter what was wrong, the blood pressure was always 120 over 80?

Mr. Harrelson, your ancestors brought small pox to the new world… the result being an 85 - 95% deathrate for the native population.  Being knee deep in Hollywood pooty for so long…

and both stoners…. hmmmmm.

I made your eyes…

I'd watch that for a dollar!

All New and Just as Horrible Anecdotes!

you mean she's a maze, with dead ends and false trails…
If she wre a labyrinth, there would only be one way in… leading to enlightenment.

That's O'Neal level snark…

What turtle?

Maybe just a sign of aging, but my fav line is "I ache in the places I used to play".

I think "Goodbye Rubberhead, So Long Boob" is mine.

Genocide vs. Cultural Genocide, sexual abuse and indifference… hmmm.

B.S.
No true Canadian would be so bold…
Also… O'Neal needs no ghost, he is beyond all that…