Some of us are old enough to remember where she hid the diamonds in Into The Night.

It's an old Hollywood trick to keep the wig on.  No Native tribes that I know of wore headbands, but every white/hispanic/etc hollywood indian did.

"THIS IS… where am I again?  Where?  Is Matlock on?"

What do the 70 year olds in your family look like?

Of course this was on "Hurry Sundown"…hmmm.  If I remember correctly, the movie is terrible in so many ways, but Caine is fun as usual.

Some tourists love body parts…

Retired?  In this economy?  Boy, are the FBI the 1% or what…

Micheal Caine says the trick is to say "four door ford" over and  over…

Get Dick Jones off my Lawn!

Brother of the famous movie director, Tony Scott!

Agreed!  Why, he is Redford to Harry Smith's Newman.

Talking obscure music is awesome and I know the hype is awful, but I think everyone should still be fucking her.

Pardo

"Poop Shoot Invader" has a problem with your vulgarity.

McGonagall will take her…

God Damn It!  Stop Mocking Me!  It was the only way to get the donkey to cooperate!

DON'T JUDGE ME!
It was the only way I could get that donkey to cooperate…

Chubby Carrier for President!  Ain't no party like a Chubby party, and the Chubby party don't stop!

You are not legion, but about 12% at best.

Julia Louis Dreyfus