I'm allergic to heroin. I take it, anyway

As in "I can't believe this hasn't run up to ten pages, already."?

Bill and Ted on Pandora
would stand up on its own and then some.

Exactly what does he think "Advanced Security Concepts" means?

Kevorkian?

I love this country
Just not everyone in it.

The "Royal WE" suits you, your highness.

So meaty!
Gee I hope they make a documentary out of this.

So,….
You're not mad, or you're both mad?

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It's Britain, for God's sake

I love mint chip ice cream and would do anything to get it.

Perhaps never before has the challenge to find a rhyme for "orange" sailed so high over the heads of so many.

I'd smack that!