Jesus Christ, Brand, save some adjectives for the rest of us.

Hollywood would never, ever, take a character who is traditionally ugly and make them attractive. It would be against their principles.

Worst. Hall of fame. Ever.

That's kind of my point… even by dumb Hollywood alien standards, they were orders of magnitude even dumber. Wayyyy dumber. The HG Wells aliens at least brought giant death robots to their invasion.

I don't really think it's bad writing… Abraham really wanted to believe it and became a strong and vocal proponent who, let's face it, was not at all easy to disagree with. It was easy to go along with it and it gave people hope. This happens all the time in real life under non-zombie circumstances and with even…

The Signs plot was way, way beyond stupid. Aliens that can travel lightyears but seem to have the same intelligence and technology levels as an irritable ape. Aliens that are poisoned by water and yet decide to come to the water planet, and then do so by travelling across the galaxy at superluminal speeds while…

"…and I already did your taxes." *BLAM*

"You are going to have to follow a comic who just used the mic as a vag…"

Good god…

What's the "H. Jon Benjamin thing"?

Excuse me, but that post was made by bots, for bots. And FYI, bi-bots can, in fact, only hook up with other bi-bots. At least until the v1.04 patch comes out next week.

Pixar films are diverse! They had that one with the redhead!

It's like they're filming my life story!

I gotta level with you guys. This is all made up for the cameras. It's really just ground-up gym mats.

Hey now, it was a family name.

"Created in collaboration with PepsiCo, Papa John’s 'beverage partner' who’s definitely not trying to replace your beverage mom…"

Yeah, god, don't you hate it when you look out the window of your 6-million dollar apartment and there are POOR PEOPLE down there? Gross.

It's only the "right thing" if you win the case, though. If you lose the case, not only did you go through that nightmare for the privilege of going into serious debt, you've also "redeemed" the rapist in the eyes of the public. Realistically, the victims and their lawyers will look at the case, their chances of…

Well, now he and Roman Polanski will have something to talk about.

Except for the fact that testifying against the person who abused you is often a humiliating and extremely difficult, stressful, and trying process, which carries the possibility of losing and making it all for nothing. Rape is hard to prove in court because happens behind closed doors, without witnessness, and often…