I just had to laugh at "prominent Rastafarians"

You are not "doing" words.  You ARE words.

Disparaging the boot is a bootable offense.

Year of the Glad… Infinite Jest reference?

Year of the Glad… Infinite Jest reference?

DO NOT WANT

If they tone down the dark parts, I'm going to skip this trash.  Extremely disappointing, but I suppose not surprising.

Wait, wait, back up there.  I thought only latte-drinking, Prius-driving, tree-hugging socialist liberal elites believed in science.  Next you're going to tell me these rednecks believe in global warming!

Here's the thing about Boardwalk Empire… for the premiere at least, they literally had it running on one or another HBO channel CONTINUOUSLY from the moment it premiered to at least midnight and perhaps beyond.

I'm sure they would appreciate it.  You may have noticed I am not at all concerned with what they would or would not appreciate at this point. Secondly, when did "steward" or "stewardess" become a dirty word? Look it up in the dictionary; there's absolutely nothing offensive about it. I merely use it as an anachronism…

They were led off the plane, then came back to collect their things.  The stewardess (when SW comes into the 21st century, I'll call them flight attendants) claimed that they were led off because they continued kissing after being told to stop, but neither I, my GF, or the other nearby passengers saw this— just the…

My girlfriend and I have been boycotting Southwest since we saw a (straight) couple get kicked off the plane for kissing each other.  When I confronted the stewardess about it, she gave me a horrified look and said "But they were using TONGUE!"   Yikes.  Southwest may as well be called Saudi Airlines.

50 Cent not being aware of the book is extremely believable.  Also, if a million dollars is a Fiddy Cent insult then "Hey Fiddy, your rap abilities are sub-par."  Make your comeback payable to Colonel Sanders.

You name it, and the AV Club commenters will find some way to not enjoy it.

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All I need to know is: Is this the Crank 2 of videogames, or not?

Wait… refusing to work with Michael Bay is a bad thing?!

To the Blackie vs. Smokey point…

I feel like you were unfair to my delectable double-down sandwich. However, other than that I thoroughly enjoyed reading your column. Congratulations on your burgeoning career!