That's some nice pointing out there, Guy Who Points Things Out on the Internet.

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"[T]he next Fellowship Of The Ring … an all-ages classic[!] … The premise[:] … German[s] …are … evil … cowardly, [and] self-serving[.] [Brendan] Fraser's wife was sucked … [by Andy] Serkis … and … [Paul] Bettany[.] … Serkis and Bettany both come[!] … Helen Mirren … is serviceable… as … [a] K-PAX…-esque ……

Yeah, Jeopardy has really gone downhill since they replaced Double Jeopardy with a swimsuit competition.

No, but there are graphic spaying and neutering scenes in Eli Roth's Hostel for Dogs.

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"Here's what … Hotel For Dogs has…: … dogs … poop … on… Lisa Kudrow and Kevin Dillon[!] [They] …are … dog-friendly toilets[!] [A] … frolicking … Thor … guides kids … through a backlot … adventure with … numbing competence[!] What time is it?[!]"

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"Paul Blart: Mall Cop … [i]s … covered with a coating … that seems to have emerged from … James['] sack[.] [He] … shamelessly … gags … [o]n … gelatinous … Ernest Borgnine… man-children[!] Mall Cop is defined more by pathos than raunch, though … a st…iff … James has a sweet, appealing presence[.]"

I'm just going to assume this was upgraded on the strength of my truncated, pull-quotes version of the review. No way a Batman movie where Gary Oldman sharts gets a D.