In a twist surely no one foresaw, New Jerseyans appear to have the best taste in the union

Wow, that's really different.

Wow that's really different.

i would die 4 u (duh)

Anonymous sent: what do you think faunlock would do when john comes home inconsolable after a breakup or when harry got really bad drunk again

that's maybe probably my favorite pavement song

Lil B - Myspace
Jason Lescalleet - Old Theme
The Hykkers - I Want a Break Thru
Jacques Brel - Tendresse
Deux Filles - The City Never Sleeps

biggest laugh tonight - the casual reveal of the girl in the dating segment being a 9/11 conspiracy theorist

tbh a serial killer wearing a paper bag with some dumb slogan written on it would be a good character in the new season

bill murray if you had to fit a picture of him into your powerpoint slide and in doing so you accidentally made him way too wide

as someone who's played quidditch irl, it's a legitimately fun sport, and most of the people i play with don't care for harry potter much

"hernandez"

….well…..i gotta scoot….

when i read karamazov, i did imagine a bearded danny devito as fyodor
so that makes,
dennis = ivan (emotionally distant, possibly mentally disturbed, most rational of the group)
mac = dmitri (most guided by emotion and pleasure, has daddy issues)
charlie = alyosha (most guided by morals, almost definitely a virgin)
dee =…

that's pretty much exactly how the 67 movie is though

Holy shit, that's like the funniest thing I've ever said!

The Frisco Adult

yo george, you realize you can disable spellcheck right? and turn off wifi?

according to the not-really-in-a-frat-but-for-all-intents-and-purposes frat bros i watched the true detective finale with, marty and rust were "gay as hell" in that last scene, so maybe they went on to be a stable couple?

i guesssss, but idk, martin's not one to kill a major character before their arc is through (what more could ned stark, robb, joffrey, tywin and not zombie-catelyn REALLY do) just for the sake of shock value, i think there's some truth to the letter but stannis being dead is just ramsay goading jon into combat