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Hipster von Douchebag
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The band I most associate with Rikk Agnew is D.I. which had a few LA surf punk hits in the 80s. Classics like "Hang Ten in East Berlin", "Surfin' In H.B.", "Pervert Nurse", "Johnny's Got a Problem" come to mind. But their big hit was "Richard Hung Himself" which is as goth/death-rock as anything that come out of LA.

The movie "Rock Lobster" could vaguely be described as a Bollywood horror movie. Except with bad Disney and WB costumes and Samantha Fox singing a Hindi pop tune.

I just want to tell you both good luck
we're all counting on you.

Lost Highway completely owns
I loved Busey in Lost Highway, even though I didn't really know who he was at the time. He always seemed like some actor I knew but couldn't quite put my finger on exactly who. That seemed to add to the allure for such a small part, most of which was standing around looking like a

10 seasons of Hawaii 5-0, for real???
Did the people who made the latest "reboot" of Hawaii 5-0 watch these late seasons? I'm guessing not.

MOTHERF*CKING BLUEBOY!!!
OK, so season 3 of the late-60's era Dragnet show doesn't have the Blueboy episode, but it still has plenty of anti-drug schlock. You know, with the "hipster" cops using totally realistic drug slang like, "you're pretty high and far out aren't you?"

If only there was a currently airing TV show that had the guts to take on this topic. I'm looking at you Tina Fey!

Buffy too
How about releasing a version of Buffy that is passably watchable. The video quality of the current DVD releases are crap! Why such a fan-heavy (and nerd-heavy) show with high sales couldn't a quality mastering job is beyond me.

Daria!
What a waste this is. I've been waiting for years to see a DVD release of the Daria TV series but no such luck, apparently because it's been too hard to get rights for all the pop-music in the show. F*ck you Blink 182 and Canibus!

Official AV Club Theme Song
"Kill the Hippies" by The Deadbeats

The new AV Club anthem
"Kill the Hippies" by The Deadbeats

Actually I think you're right, hipster douchebags are stoners too. The dichotomy I was trying to make was between H. D.'s and dopey hippies. But now that I think about I'm pretty sure the only difference is that hippies will play their bongos in public, whereas H.D.'s only play them ironically when they can't win at

Stoner haterz @ The Onion
It kinda puzzles how The Onion/AV Club spends so much time making fun of stoners. It's sorta like if Sports Illustrated regularly ran articles about how moronic low-brow, tailgating sports fans are.
But hey, I guess hipster douchebag trumps dopey hippies. Although, in all honesty, I would