Disney's "SEAL Team 6"
That sounds like the quaint, heartwarming story of a family of seals going on an epic adventure to rescue one of their own from the net of an evil fisherman.

Yes you should. As A&E used to bill itself, it's "time well spent".

As you wish….

I find your lack of faith disturbing.

Trust me Idiotking, boobs NEVER get in the way. Does bacon get in the way of a cheeseburger? Hell no. Bacon makes cheeseburgers BETTER. Therefore, boobies are the bacon of female body parts.

I'm working my way through the series for the first time. I'm only on Season 2, but the ownage has been quite enjoyable so far.

If George Clooney were a breed of dog, what kind would he be?
I say a tosa or a labrador retriever.

Not only will they give it a PG-13, but they'll give it a super-long emasculating title like "Carl Mazzocone presents The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 3-D".

Well, there's a reason she was in "Invasion of the Body Snatchers". Just sayin…

Yeah, so did "As Good As It Gets". I don't think the MPAA is very consistent, but that's just stating the obvious.

"I'm just a humble motherfucker with a big-ass dick."

Art: "Did you roofie me, Raylan?"

Jack Lemmon's delivery of "You are a shithead, Williamson" is priceless.

Chicken Shit Soul
was the name of my old R&B band, but we were to afraid to play in front of an audience.

So when is this new Stockard Channing movie supposed to come out?

"Faster than a patrol jeep! More powerful than a border agent! Able to leap tall fences in a single bound!"

He will henceforth be known as Comrade Kent.

Judging by the headline…
I'm a little disappointed to find out that this story didn't include a video of an actor being chased by a hobbit.

So could "The Big Boss" and "Enter the Dragon" for that matter. Even "The Chinese Connection" sounds like it came from the Kama Sutra.

"getting savagely sodomized by a guy in a foam latex costume"
…or, as Perez Hilton calls it, Thursday.