Bizarro baby!

This would have been better…
if Bo Obama had starred.

Jesus Christ!
That was some sad shit. This story made me want to shoot myself in the neck. (I mean the content not the quality. This is one of my favourite features!)

You are a Daft Douche.

He is a god…

oogy

Butterbean
should kick the shit out of DMX for this cowardly act. Butterbean is, after all, numero uno when it comes to four-round boxing matches.

One time, indeed!

on my cock. Along with your grandma of course.

Again, where the fuck is Ang and that kid with the horrible case of pink eye?!!!!! I'm so confused.

Necronomicon Ex Mortus.

Its a cool way
to be a fucking douche!

Brian Urlacher
should totally fuck up these twilight douches and take back his rightful place as Vitamin Water spokesman.

Bear Grylls
is a fucking bad ass! No amount of video game developing can possibly live up to the piss-drinking, diarrhea-getting, animal stabbing and eating badness of his actual ass.

I'm fucking…
ah, forget it.

ZARDOZ…ZARDOZ…ZARDOZ…ZARDOZ…ZARDOZ…ZARDOZ…ZARDOZ…ZARDOZ…
ZARDOZ…ZARDOZ…ZARDOZ…ZARDOZ…ZARDOZ…ZARDOZ…ZARDOZ…ZARDOZ…
ZARDOZ…ZARDOZ…ZARDOZ…ZARDOZ…ZARDOZ…ZARDOZ…ZARDOZ…ZARDOZ…

Sounds a little like Gizoogle, where one would type in their search query and all text on the websites brought up by the search would automatically be translated into Snoop-Dogg speech.

Rise, RISE Zombie Keith Whitley!
If only this column will do for Keith Whitley what it did for Garth Brooks a couple of weeks ago.

The womanlyness
of your milky teat.

I would pay money to see a song duel/grudge match between Zombie Buck Owens and Garth Brooks.