Jesus Fucking God
Where's Barfman when you need him?

I wish my name was Hoss. Then again Hoss Douche doesn't really have the same ring….

You Fucker
I know I'm getting in late here, but Sublime is anything but a stoner abomination! Sublime rocks a homo monkey's anus, as Wesley Wills would say.

CandymanCandymanCandyman, oh, shit.

Douche!

Kurt
Goblam

I can hold my breath for a loooooong time!

Deathblossom is a tool
don't make me act a mothafuckin fool!

Uncle Buck

And yet again
my blood boils with unbridled hatred, causing my hands to clench and unclench with a violent palsy, as if they were wrapped around the neck of Tom Calderone. Thank you, Amelie Gillette, thank you.

Thanks Beast, *wipes away one small tear* thanks for that.

Goose?
Why won't you talk to me?

Talk to me Goose!

Talk to me Goose!

Talk to me Goose!

Talk to me Goose!

Talk to me Goose!

Talk to me Goose!

Talk to me Goose!

Talk to me Goose!