Alas, to be able to grow a good 'stache. Some of us end up looking like registered sex offenders regardless of the style.

That' s just what they would EXPECT him to do! No, that would be too easy.

hate, Hate, HATE, HATE, HATE, HATE,HATEHATEHATEHATE. Belly so full of HATE!

Hey brah, where's the panties?

Who is Hip-Hop Jesus?
Biggie or Tu-Pac?

True, but I refuse to pay even 1 Cent for the monstrosity that this album is likely to be.

Stuck…
without the hobo?

My father hung me on a hook…ONCE.

or, you're just a fucking douche.

"Using our collective intellects we can break the code scrambling this channel to reveal…

Word.

But…
I kind of like Paul Wall.

You mean oil?

"Do these guys savvy English?"

@urtext - The Avon commercial clearly states that you can't get fired if you're your own boss.

Who is Sir Jon Bon Jovi, Prince of the (now-defunct) Philadelphia Soul?

Levon
Levon likes his money. He makes a lot they say.

Word of the day
first.

Harsh.
Bethany: What exactly brought you to Illinois?

Indeed. Eszterhas simply traded one style of doucheness for another. Kind of like switching from strawberry flavor/scent to lilac or even 'springtime fresh'.