Shaun of the Dead and Narnia
Lobsters: I never heard that there was supposed to be a sequel, but I'm glad that there isn't. There's really nothing left for them to do with the idea. Plus, Hot Fuzz was fantastic.

Re: Howard Beale
I really should read before I post much more carefully, especially since the quoted language I used completely contradicts how I read what you meant. Yeah, I thought you did miss what Amelie was saying. Instead of what you actually said: "I think Amelie's irony hits the mark," I for some reason read…

Re: Howard Beale
"I think Amelie's irony hits the mark. The problem with the ad is, to the teenage girl mindset, the ad communicates too much of what they actually WANT to happen as a result of their website - to become famous!"

Moniker
Stealing another's moniker. How very clever. I've never seen anyone do that before.

Jables
You're kidding me, right?

Defense
Yawn… Sanjaya is… yawn… the second coming…

Re: Sharpie 2
… at least, so says Wikipedia. That might have been Joe1, but I doubt it.

Re: Sharpie
I really wish I were kidding.

But wait, there's more!
See, I'm proud of us for extending beyond 300 posts, but as far as I'm aware, we only barely touched on the whole being from Wilmette, IL thing. Additionally, and I should hope that this will extend this comment thread beyond 350, but apparently his name is Peter Lewis Kingston Wentz III. Did…

Internets
I kind of like the "Internets." If that makes me an ass, an ass I will be. Hopefully I can be a hipster too.

Wiki
…Although, squirming a bit over here.

The Term "Rape Baby"
Urban Dictionary, anyone?

Captain Morgan
The only reason I'd have to sit out in front of Best Buy is because these profiteers snatch them up.

Chingy and Joe1
I thank you Joe1 for recognition of Tinky support, but I must give you some credit as well, since I believe you were the first to stand up for the tyranny of non-Tinkies.

Rape Baby
While I support the whole Rape Baby concept, I do believe the language might just might be to severe to catch on anywhere else but here. But I wish it Godspeed.

Correction?
Or would that be "Greedy Wendtzes"? "Greedy Wendtzs"?

Re: DaiMac79
I think that Wii-profiteers are deserving of much derision. They artificially raise the price and provide absolutely no service to anyone but themselves. Greedy Wentz's.

Evites
Looks like a certain AV Club writer won't be getting an Evite from Alfonse8 anytime soon…

"Anti-hipster hipster"
Isn't that essentially a hipper than thou hipster, which would render the anti-hipster hipster a hipster?

Joe1
It's because she made controversial statements and failed to apologize to Al Sharpton.