My vote
I'm pretty partial to Lord Doucheington except for the fact that there's no way to spell it so that it'll look right.

Evites
I really don't hate them, since I don't know many people who actually use them, but I can certainly see how they could aggravate people. Why not just send out an email? Evites are certainly too cutesy.

Well…
When you post stuff to myspace, you have to expect absurd comments in return. It's quite predictable, really.

shalimar
So true, I am lost without Him, but I must remember that He will return.

Also…
BTW- "Wrath" was hyperbole. I didn't really expect anyone to take what I wrote as serious or personal. My bad.

Done
Nerve touched. Job complete.

M.A. Lee
Can I blame your generation for using phrases like "bitchy environmentalist," or should I just aim my wrath at you?

Sigh, another SNL bit, leading to another SNL comment thread…
Yeah, yeah, I didn't bother reading any of the comments because I know that some people will say "It's not what it used to be at X point in time," and others will point out that someone is going to say that it wasn't as good as it used to be at X point in…

Clarification
"generic criticisms" = "criticisms that are generic"

Re: Porpoise Crispy
Oh Sanjaya, I completely forgot about Death To Smoochie. I might just be the only person on the planet who actually liked that film. And I generally dislike Norton, Devito, and Williams.

Alec Baldwin
I came here expecting over the top criticism of A.B., and am delighted to find that many are defending him. I'm no Alec Baldwin fan, but I think that reaction to this is, and probably will be, overblown. In any event, Noel said it best.

Me speak good english
"Your description is quite apt to describe…"? I'm a hack.

Best Hater in Awhile
However, I do agree that One Hour Photo was absolutely fantastic. That's about it as far as good Williams' movies go, though. Insomnia was blah at best, and that probably would be number two on the Williams' movie rankings.

PMFEST part 2
Tinky is the prophet of He Who Was Booted Off For Our Sins, but I think your description is quite apt to describe that which is Tinky. Oddly, the same can be said of Him. It's all part of the Tinky Trinity.

PMFEST AND THIS AMERICAN LIFE
I can't help but concur. It appears that the Onion writers have never listened to the show. Which is odd, since I'd imagine that they were some of the "liberal fuck twats" they were making fun of. Maybe this was the Onion's attempt at "equal opportunity." In any case, that was…

Kells
Kells, you and your generic criticisms are wrong.

FUNNY!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! They're pretending to be gay! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

NPR
I too hate people who learn and think about things. Darn pretentious a-holes.

Judas1
Oh good, I was worried there for a second. Although, it might just be blasphemy to question the motives of Tinky, especially He, whom Tinky is a Prophet of, might end his reign tonight.

Ignorant?
Can a person be described as ignorant for not knowing irrelevant crap pop-culture information about an irrelevant crap pop-culture TV show? Even if a person in the 70's didn't know who she was, I would hesitate to call him/her "ignorant."