I swear Letterman used to be like "I watched the movie last night…"

Once Colbert shaves the beard, I guess that means he's taping remote segments. I'd like to see the bearded one show up on Letterman before the end. That's a bit of a tradition, of passing the baton.

With shows as much footage as this (Carson similarly), there's plenty of dud space, but I do wish that somebody would compile the great stuff that never makes the "best of" reel. There's just so many hours of footage.

That data thing from a couple of months ago was interesting and enlightening, how your top ten joke will likely get on the air if it contains the word "Pants" or "ass" or "regis"

"Megalomaniac."

Not sure if there's much to go on as an article. He only had 3 credits (2 of them being one episode shots) and really, what more can be said that hasn't been said already on other sites?

This one time in high school, I was with some friends goofing off on a roof (his older brother's apartment complex) and I thought it would be so hilarious to throw a folding chair off the roof and I did and we ran into the complex and ducked back into the apartment, and as far as I know, nobody died and no damage was…

Yeah, it's on the Comedians in Cars episode with Letterman.

The FedEx commercial feels like it's from an era where I watched television but didn't really retain anything, except for the toy commercials (those kids always had badass backyards and all the toys), but I only vaguely remember the "Where's The Beef?" commercials. Even then, I didn't "get it".

Even earlier Tonight Show Jay Leno was probably more energetic and playful. I think when you get to that position, you just find your groove to get the best ratings, and that groove is usually "go obvious or go home".

It's on a Monday night, so I don't know what's going up against it on NBC. I don't feel too much like it's snaking viewers of the old NBC show, since the demographic of CBS is oldsters anyway.

Manny the Hippie will be there, getting arrested.

Yeah, I think as long as you kinda respect the network you left, they'll let you use certain things. NBC didn't fuss when Conan re-used Masturbating Bear, but who wants that in the news, that NBC is hanging onto the intellectual property of a masturbating bear?

I was of a different generation. He'll always be fast talkin' Micro Machines guy to me. And terrible high school teacher, decent plumber.

Andy Kaufman wrestling Harvey Pekar on inside a giant General Electric rice cooker death pit while Crispin Glover kicks at anyone who gets too close to the sides.

"Where the hell are the singin' cats?"

Bobbie prefers it with Paul Newman sauce.

"There's something I've been wanting you to do for a long time," said Anastasia, bent over like a human hurdle.

I heard Christian is a metaphor for Aslan.

Went.