Police Academy: America's best attempt at capturing the essence of a Mexican comedy movie series (especially the ones with countless sequels)

What a shrill, pointless decade.

Seeing as how the 2000's made me LOSE my hair, I, for one, will now sit back and fondly reminisce about my many embarrassing haircuts back in those glorious 90's.

"He's totally guilty. Just look at him."

To my 67-year old rightwing tea-partier dad, they are. Tom Clancy books are like catnip to him.

Those are ass-nasty. Seriously, I bought a bag and it was literally the only bag of Doritos I've ever had in my entire life that I threw away after eating only a few chips.

But is it still set in the generic "Metro City, Evergreen State?"

Voodoo is pretty much a tourist trap at this point. When your mom wants to go there when she's visiting from out of town, you can be assured that something is so over.

He lives just up I-5 in the Seattle area, and his TV show is produced by OPB in Portland, so I'm sure he makes it down here from time to time.

A: I like frogs.