I quit watching this show half-way through the first half of this season.  Is it worth it to start again?

Darkest timeline for man-children.

I just remembered how to make paella!

Great job, crystal methanol!

@avclub-5171864ab150444a2bcff2d4c52d3064:disqus Don't you dare tell HipsterDBag how to pronounce names!  He saw The Strokes when they were just fetuses… before he lost his gynecological license.

*Slide Whistle*  *Sad trombone*

I like his salad dressing.

Imagine a Lorelai that's not as funny and is constantly fucking everything up.

It was a good adoption gift!  That Victor probably won't kill.

Do you think that Kim Gordon is the Mother?  I mean… She plays bass.  She's done with Thurston.  And they can adopt.

How I Met Your Mother has mythology?  What is this Lost?

She'd have to take it over from Maeby Funke first.

You know… I liked this show, but I can't be upset.  I knew this was going to happen from the start.  Just cherish every moment you had with it.

@avclub-d89b833158f0d9a73fd33bb243fe5786:disqus  Wal-Marts' aisles used to be so narrow until they realized that if their customers got any fatter they wouldn't be able to fit.

I was very disappointed going to Trader Joe's.  The name reminded me of a place called Jungle Jim's that I go to in Cincinnati.   Trader Joe's can't compare to Jungle Jim's.  The worst part is when I talk to people not from the area about Jungle Jim's their reaction is "Oh… it's like a Cincinnati copycat of Trader…

"Whole Foods is cheap"Wait what?  That's the anti-thesis of everything I've heard about Whole Foods.

I've read Ficciones too!  Isn't he name-dropping Charles Hitchens name-dropping Borges?

@avclub-e129a878f7b0e5aa9ac09e0282f64ea6:disqus I have a friend from where I used to work.  She told me one day about a sex toy party she went to.  I mean she didn't actually use the term "sex toy" party.  It's called a "True Romance" Party.  She asked me if I knew what it was, and I said I could fill in the blanks.…

Maybe if this goes well they'll do a third spin-off for Archer and other fucked up cartoons.

What a coincidence my uncle was a Baptist preacher in upstate New York (Watertown) for years— speaking both of religious fundamentalists and upstate New York!