Simon didn't say that!
It was Ellen that said Lee's performance was the best. Simon was giving her a hard time for it.

1978, and God damn you all, you young bastards. God damn you all right to hell.

I believe Richard also says Jacob's touch is a curse. Maybe not in those exact words, but I think I remember him saying something to that effect.

Ben could've pulled off the power grab if he'd just gotten a little help from his father and Val Kilmer.

Loved this Line:
"I'd rather have seen Roger Corman and Lauren Bacall get full tributes than see Kristen Stewart and Taylor Lautner do anything at all."

My desired animal trait is infinitely replaceable teeth, like a shark. Goodbye dentist, hello tooth fairy!

Neither did I. Which means that either ABC is not promoting this show or I'm just not watching anything on ABC these days. Or maybe both.

Stephen Fry was awesome in that video of the parrot raping that dude's head.

What about
FIREFLY?

But…
WHAT ABOUT FIREFLY?

RE: Family Guy

I used to really like Maxim. And I resent the "Axe body spray" line, seeing as how that shit wasn't even around when I read the magazine.

Drew
Josh, I'm right there with you on being torn about what to think of Dr. Drew. I thought Loveline was great. I thought the advice doled out on that show was spot-on for the most part. But once he started this swing towards addiction-specialist-to-the-stars, I kind of started getting the feeling that he maybe…

You "can beat that"? I see what you did there!

What else are theygoing to put on?
Oh, I dunno, how about a THIRD SEASON OF LIFE?

I concur with Bronco Asskicker about Tool. It's a ton-of-feathers vs. ton-of-lead trick you pull on yourself, but if you're going for a 30-minute jog it's easier to take when it's just three songs instead of eight or nine. Of all the music I own, I'd say the first four tracks off Lateralus is as good a section of…

10, but only paid for 2
Most of them I caught on HBO or the like. A couple were Uwe Boll crapfests I knew would suck but had to watch at some point since I'm a gaming nerd. Same with Battlefield Earth; I just wanted to see if it was as bad as all the reviews I'd read.

Too harsh?
I saw his "Clear the Air" stand-up special a few weeks ago, and I thought it was pretty good. Of course, the best bits were about his family. I have two toddlers and a wife who has, on occasion, gone apeshit due to sleep deprivation resulting from a new baby, so that part resonated with me.

Bigger than Cruise?
Kelly McGillis looks bigger than Tom Cruise?

I didn't think Studio 60 wasn't really that bad. It just didn't live up to expectations. But with it's pedigree and casting I don't think it ever really could have. The worst part to me was how the network's existence somehow hinged solely on the successful production of the show, thereby making said production as…