Blartman Returns
Blart II: the Blartening
Blart III: Die Blartman Die
Blart IV: the Quest for Peace
Blart Takes Manhattan
Tango & Blart

Your shirts should say IN-Security, because if you need a shirt that says what you are you must be really insecure. I feel bad for you.

I watched this on purpose.
Seriously, Frank, it's not noir to make every character sound like a shithead.

Bea, we hardly knew ye
I loved Golden Girls, though. First time I heard the word interuterine.

Michael Bay's Transformers
Can't help but cry for the raping of my childhood

Predator vs. Batman!
or, alternatively, Predator/Terminator

fail
i quit after the 2nd act. this might have been the worst animated show i've ever seen. it's like someone thought family guy was too high-brow and not lazy enough.

JG Ballard RIP
BBC News via @neilhimself. http://tinyurl.com/cvkpfm

TAKE THAT KANYE WEST
YOUR HUMORLESS EGOTISM IS EASILY LAMPOONABLE!!!! YOUR INABILITY TO ACCEPT CRITICISM OF YOUR PERFORMANCE AT BONNAROO HAS BECOME A WORN OUT INTERNET MEME!!!!!!

That was harder to listen to than that time Christian Bale cursed me out.

9 out of 10 nerds say Willow = plus
New Mexico's governor has traditionally been a booze-adled amphetamine freak with leading man looks, but an actor? He's kidding himself.

psssh
another dane cook vehicle? not even worth a failed first.

God's Tivo
Fuck U, Dad, It's My Life (FUDIML)

Prom Night Dumpster Babies
Good Year Goes Bad
Worst Episode Ever

Why would Mike make up that story about me?
I would never do that to one of his flyers, I love him.

It doesn't seem like you liked this
You know it's music featured in and inspired by the hit television show Gossip Girl?

Smooth
as Bailey's Irish Cream. Please enjoy responsibly.

Pinball number count!
In moments of stress, I sing that song internally, while counting the beats on my fingers. Now my anxious twitch has a name, and apparently a credible R&B artist as it's progenitor. I'm too personally invested in this to attempt the obvious.

Wow, super. All my favorite New Order albums.
Am I reading a review of these records or a review of their re-issues? What did Modell write about Power Corruption & Lies in'83?

Slooooth
Remember when I used to sing to you when you were a baby? Remember that?