His 10 minute bit on hot pockets
pure comedy genius. Anybody remember that Rolling Rock commercial? Huh?

Thank you for defining reverse racism, Whitey. I think it''s a much defter phrase than preferential treatment based on race. But hey, at least I shut that racist fuck up.

Motherfuckery
has lost all credibility, if it can be engaged in by O-Town.

But. . .but. . .Beverly Hills Cop IV. . .

No love for The Running Man? Philistines, all of you.

Listing African rulers that have been subject to international criticism will not convince you that Africa is not somehow subject to reverse racism, but rest assured you are ill-informed, incorrect, and probably racist.

Ellen Johnson-Sirleaf
was the first black female president,

pandemic 2: the startling
was the biggest laugh of the ep for me. Just a chuckle, really.

I heard Carlyle was up next, but that was ages ago, early 07 I think.

slow news cycle for the british music press
it's how we got samantha fox

Very refreshing, what with the shooting heroin and the beating girlfriends and the betrayal. Almost metaphorical, in a way.

Sly Anti-Semitism
is the first symptom of Mel Gibson's washed up syndrome

Sly Anti-Semitism
first symptom of Mel Gibson's washed-up syndrome.

I guess my attempt to start a thread on the fuckability of Angela Lansbury fails.

Murder, She Wrote

Prime Suspect
is the only British entry? Sherlock Holmes Mysteries & Jonathan Creek are favorites of mine.

Rock me momma like a wagon wheel
Rock me momma any way you feel

Isn't Kid Rock. . .
. . .a Lieutenant Colonel in the Michigan National Guard? I'm pretty sure I read that somewhere.

A girls gotta have standards.

Oh the humanity
Doesn't anyone realize there's a war on?