Nancy Dowd
wrote Slapshot? Fantastic trivia.

You understand that bolivian marching powder is a reference to cocaine. You attempt to use this reference. Your attempt fails.

hitler hated curly hair
why no Holocaust comparisons?

Jon Voight, man-whore, tool, douchenozzle
You made up that bit about the pencils, though, right?

oh my god, the dog whisperer's been poisoned
Damn you, insidious cat conspiracy! Damn you straight to hell!

its friday night,
I've got no date, a 2-liter bottle of Shasta, and my all-Rush mix-tape. Let's Rock.

busking
mmm, authentic.

my grandma makes a special holiday sauce out of bourbon and ice

Sublime's ironic now.

PBS #1 reaction
fails.

epic fail
never seemed more appropriate.

aw, my first fail. you guys are sweet to care.

my first tattoo
says no future.

I did sound for Ted Leo at an anti-Bush rally in 2004 at the Whiskey Dix in Philadelphia. The sound was horrible, the monitors were inaudible, there was tons of feedback, but the place was packed and they rocked out. I went to apologize after the show, but Ted blew it off, he said the mix was fine he didn't need to…

Etheridge/Lauper/Wainwright/Houston
That lineup clearly appeals to shot-'n'a-beer, blue collar whites from Pennsylvania.

He said "Wood"
Mr. Silverman is literally overflowing with American ideas.

Dragonforce - 4 issue miniseries published by Aircel Comics in 1988, written & illustrated by Dale Keown.

I saw that girl…
. . .in Lucky Louis. She offered to blow Louis CK.

Something tells me to stop with the leg. I don't listen.

Leader don't shiv, you see
Leader nasty. BALLS nasty.