Cocklips.

Siddown, WABO!

Rage Against the Messina?

Newswire is ful of Dicks, Weiners, and Peters today. What's up with that?

cue giant foot to squash this movie out of existence. please.

Well said, pico79.

nine inches…

These People…
Name two less-appealing people to play the leads in this "film".

It will be retitled "Stair-Car Driver, Revenge of the Hop-Ons."

If you are young enough that you can listen to this band with fresh ears, consider yourself very fortunate. For us old guys who spent their youth listening to classic rock radio (because there was nothing better at the time), it can seem a bit "played". Dig deep, though, and check out some more obscure tracks like…

Yes - This time, there will be a canal.

Steely Dan - you just *know* that guy did his own singing.

I bet she's never had a backstreet guy. I bet her momma never told her why.

Dong, where is my automobile?

Stubing.

Prince Joffrey, that sounds like an excellent idea for a TV series. Oh, wait…

yes, I too was dismayed by the presence…

yes, I too was perplexed by the absence…

OK, Rollins, Ricky Gervais, and Bette Midler. Who's with me?

Henry Rollins! His gladiola budget is much more reasonable, and I'm pretty sure he could make Kara shut the hell up.