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That really is a terrible title. Probably the worst title since "Dancing at Lughnasa".

That was a thoroughly okay movie. I can't wait to watch 11 tedious seasons of it.

Nah, I forgot to bring anything to get signed. And I didn't like my chances as one of a hundred guys awkwardly trying to hit on Alison Brie either, so instead I dashed out quickly to beat the rush out of the parking garage.

Yeah, it was a B+ episode for me. Kind of middle of the road by Community standards. But I missed a lot of the dialogue because the audience was laughing so loud, so a rewatch is definitely in order, as if rewatches of Community weren't already.

Ugh, that "who inspired you?" guy was insufferable. But it was fun hearing like 500 people groan in unison when he asked it.

I was there! In total violation of my Alison Brie restraining order too!

Yes, this man speaks the truth.

Even in Hitchcock's hands, Suspicion has a disappointing resolution. I can't even imagine how badly Sud will fumble it.

Oh man, I wouldn't want to be John G. Avildsen right now!

Meryl Streep definitely had breast cancer in that movie.

Potatohead, this isn't Family Guy. It's Parks and Rec. There are rules.

Does she have a brother named Tito or anything who could go on the Today Show every few days and give us an update whilst promoting his Amy tribute album?

Yeeeeaaah, let's drag this shit out forever!

And what's your point, Wolfman Johnathan?

People were making these jokes when she was a young colt too (like in Ed Wood), so it's okay.

Great hair, or greatest hair?

Aww damn, I was gonna make that joke. Well, me and like 30 other people.

He looks like fat 21st century Alec Baldwin in that picture, presumably imitating Tony Bennett or someone.

Some dumbass comment about Dawes playing on the first day, so I can do the rare double douche post

"But that's the joke!"
-Me, 300 times while reading this review