But remember that Tony had just told Ralphie he was seeing Valentina. Ralphie brushed it off and said he didn't care, but a few episodes earlier, Zellman told Tony he was seeing Irina, and Tony said he didn't mind, right up until the moment he beat the shit out of Zellman.

Yeah, that was me.

Hmm, then it disturbs me even more that there are multiple terrible people matching that description.

I think I know this guy. Are his initials JH?

But then I'd have to reinvent myself as big sweater-vested ron, and no one wants that.

This is all well and good, but do we get to see Albert's nobb?

I have this image in my head of Sims watching It's Always Sunny for the first time, then weeping in a fetal position for days, afraid to leave the house.

What is Tungsten, or Wolfram?

Where's The Money, Sims? Where's The Money? Where's The fucking Money, shithead?!!!

"I had sex with your wife!"
* awkward silence *
"His wife's in a coma…"

"Suits" is a thing?

Jesus Christ, over 5000 comments? I need to be a part of this madness!

Man, even the title was fucking stupid tonight.

Start eating. (Although, he's probably right about the season not getting better.)

You'll have your crappy show for many years, but what do we have left if our venue for obnoxious complaining is taken away from us?

Fuck you, Big Bang Theory. You killed Community AND Todd's Community write-ups. 2am Eastern and nothin'

YOU SUCKS!

Goddamn it, I never should have gone downstairs to get that pizza!

-Have you ever seen Scent of a Woman?
-Yeah.
-Have you ever seen Scent of a Woman…IN HD?

Get a m'fuckin' Education!!!