Whoa, who knew the Waffle House had free wireless access?

I thought Dr. Nick died! This is bullshit, Simpsons! It's almost like this show takes place in an elastic reality and we shouldn't take it so seriously.

If you enjoy the death of musicians and their music, you will love Glee!

Who has the more ridiculous file photo: Cory Smoot, Brett Ratner or Homer Simpson?

But how does she rank the seasons? Because if it's not 3, 5, 4, 1, 2, she's gonna have to put out on the first date.

Hey, Zooey, since you're apparently into guys who look like fat Crispin Glover, I suggest you join The Onion's dating site. Are you, perchance, a fan of The Wire?

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Yeah, how dare those Harvard students use terms that are seldom used outside of the Ivy League?

AMC's not stupid, but The Walking Dead kind of is.

Maybe when enough time has passed, he can appear as himself on Curb and make light of this incident.

The DEA Presents Gustavo Fring's Mexican-Themed Fast Food Chicken Restaurant

Despite what Todd says, the odds are STACKED against this show ever being good.

That's awfully tough talk coming from the creator of Two Guys, a Girl and a Pizza Place.

"Oh, that's too bad," said everyone's boring uncle.

This is sad. Stephen Baldwin at least had a Quiznos party.

I LAUGH WHENEVER I SEE ANNE HATHAWAY

We can add this article to a very short list along with 'Miss March" and "shoehorning the fact that he lives in New York into conversations".

Yeah, this is a helluva week for fat bad guys in blockbuster movies. Don't be shocked when Wayne Knight gets arrested for human trafficking.

Yeah, it's math, dumbasses.

Hey, I'm done with it, Seth. Feel free to pull the plug. I'm done with your other shows too, if you want to go ahead and end those too.