They can win the Republican nomination but not the election.

Maybe his cellmate wouldn't zip it?

And to think he's always on the lookout for the future ex-Mrs. Harris.

And it's getting in the goddamn way!

…and we're back. I don't know what the rating is, but it's definitely not zero…

Zero? We'll just see about that…

Finally, Netflix and AMC, the two entertainment companies with the worst falls from grace in the last 6 months team up. What could go wrong?

I was under the impression that they came to burgle Carnegie Hall. Did Troy McClure lie to me again?

Does Penn's lie have anything to do with Obamacare?

Plus, he shows cartoons or a newsreel before each movie. Lame critic, fun lecturer.

Lovely and funny and talented. And the boobs! My god, man! The boobs!

I'm glad that Todd brought up the "Roadies?!" line. Something about Bobby's delivery makes me laugh every time I see it.

I can still recall old Mr. Von Trier getting up every morning and painting swastikas on those Yahtzee dice of his. Then he'd roll them around in his hands, and no matter which side landed, he'd yell out, "Nazi! Nazi is a winner!" We all thought
he was crazy. But then again, we had some growing up to do.

This better happen. They better not leave Uncle T-Bag hanging.

Good, 'cause Stevie was always the best actor on The Sopranos.

Give the guy a break. He just wanted his kids back.

Best response:

The big twist was it wasn't a Bosnian war drama at all, but rather The Last Airbender!

It's in a Kevin Smith film…

Everyone shut up! He's trying to save you money on long distance!