Give ol' Tark a break. He's remonstrating this week.

Cheerleader competition films where everyone keeps their clothes on? None.

Oh, and those TCM sets have been out for a few weeks already. I picked up the murder mysteries one for a kick-ass $14.99.

Widescreen and color, Bnr.

He just wants to eat whales' linuses.

The Detroit Pistons are pinning their future on the success of this film.

King of the Hill is one his best. And let us not forget The Limey.

Lumping The Sopranos in with American Idol and Dancing with the Stars is going to earn you a special place in hell, finnitastic.

His scenes are the weakest part of Die Hard, though.

The Bishop's Wife, which The Preacher's Wife is a remake of, is pretty solid.

Biff Tannen will avoid this film because he hates manure.

How does that make it different from any other thread?

So Gentle Herpes is TBS in human form?!

WORDPLAY!

…starring Ken Jeong as Tiny Tim

Rhea Perlman?!
Why was I not told of this sooner? I've been wasting my life with inferior Tera Patrick and Heather Brooke videos, while the porno holy grail has been around this whole time!

A California cheeseburger contains two pieces of rye bread, six youngin', three chillin' and a baby.

It was only 11 pages long, and 8 of them were drawings of a time machine.

The troll detector is kind of funny in his simplicity though.

I'm not your codpiece, Darabont.