Do people call you gingerballs?

She has plenty of yogurt. She just badly needs a shit.

We're never *not* looking at you like that.

It's not his fault. That robe he's wearing looks like a pool cover.

Craigward, your penis has great taste in women and terrible taste in television.

Little Children had an amazing trailer.

Yes, because no-name directors of generic comedies are always spearheading the advertising campaign and photoshopping the poster themselves.

I think Kreskin, Shelly Berman and DeNiro at the end of Casino could join forces and start World War III

Is Criswell the inspiration for Conan's "In the year 2000" skits?

Keep your voice down, Rev. Someone's grandparents might hear you disparaging The Mentalist.

Call me crazy, call me shirtless, but I liked Bad News Bears. Billy Bob Thornton being an asshole to kids, even if its been done before and with more cursing, is a thing of beauty to me.

Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.

Yeah, they just sponge that stuff off of the dressing room walls at Ann Taylor, so Rob Schneider probably has more kids than Brando at this point.

Robert Altman was a dick.

Yeah, but try lifting him out of the casket without 20 or 30 key grips.

Othermotherfucker doesn't avoid women, but he does deny them his essence.

iKnow Who Killed Me

And it comes with audio commentary and a rather pedestrian DVD-Rom game.

Yeah, sounds like a Log Cabin Republican to me.

Boom, roasted.