It could've been the Fat Bitch/Honky Grandma Be Trippin crossover we've all been waiting for.

Or terrorizing adopted mother Vera Farmiga.

Put it on my tab.

I think Italian cops are picketing this film for its insensitive terminology.

I like how at the end of all the commercials for this, the announcer intones "Directed by Hoyt Yateman!" like we're supposed to know who the fuck that is.

This column has brought the wordsmiths out in droves.

Thanks, Durckk. Hetero perverts FTW.

I have a better idea for a movie:

Maybe they just filmed it at Bob Jones University.

I like the part in The Silence of the Lambs where Fritosli throws his jizz at Jodie Foster.

Barbara Bush?

Someone needs to register the name "Ayn Rand losing her shit on Donahue."

But Slugworth, the other side IS evil.

Ayn Rand was fucking STACKED!

Chris Hussein Brown. I say his middle name because it MATTERS.

I'm an ideas man
And I think I proved that with Fuck Mountain.

HAS ANYONE NOTICED
…that she has really big breasts? I wonder if there are any revealing pictures of her out there on the Internet.

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