Not a lot of sympathy from the judge
According to AP, the judge noted that it was a shame that a prison sentence will no longer give McTierney the ability to eat "aged cheeses, cured meats or red wine."

The Hitachi will melt yer muffin. The PS3 gizmo, not so much.

I sure as hell am not

I'll just keep playing Desktop Dungeons then - someone let me know when the new Sawbuck Gamer column hits the site…

It will never even reach "Shaggy & Scooby-Doo Get a Clue!" levels.

Boo-Urns!!! Boo-Urns!!

Look upon me! I'll show you the life of the mind!

It's my favourite column but…
It's a bittersweet relationship since I have done little else with my life other than play Desktop Dungeons since the last column.

Two words:

I want your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle.

Hickory Farmin' the meat log

Wheeee. Now say "nuclear wessels"!

Okay… I *still* have no idea what you're referencing…

Don't be fatuous, Jeffrey.

Lord. You can imagine where it goes from here.

Un-ass my company, bitch!

I had assumed it was 60065 which is Northbrook, IL - it hadn't occured to me that you read it another way…

Chapter 6 — The Bride and the Butt Drenching

Janeane Garofalo: [sigh] I got my period today.

Damn that Dean Bitterman.