Did it have the 500, or the 425?

Some fine pointies?

tfl;dfr

For *this* I got a Hooper alert??

Goddamn it would be great to be alive to witness that…

You're thinking of the Milton Berle Show…

I'd prefer some fine pointies.

Solution: Move to Canada.

Look, you're going to be having dinner with Diane Arbus tonight if you don't beat it.

Mi nombre es "The Tortoise"…

Sweet giant anteater of Santa Anita!

Tell me more about this coffeemaker for spider monkeys.  Cuz that little fucker's been banned from Starbucks and I'm running out of options…

Stay out of my car.

A funky game, de only way t'win be not t'play

All in the Family?

Look down there. Would you really feel any pity if one of those dots stopped
moving forever? If I offered you 20,000 pounds for every dot that stopped,
would you really, old man, tell me to keep my money? Or would you calculate
how many dots you could afford to spare? Free of income tax, old man,…

Look down there. Would you really feel any pity if one of those dots stopped
moving forever? If I offered you 20,000 pounds for every dot that stopped,
would you really, old man, tell me to keep my money? Or would you calculate
how many dots you could afford to spare? Free of income tax, old man,…

A pretty woman, kinda short, big wall of hair, face like a frying pan?

A pretty woman, kinda short, big wall of hair, face like a frying pan?

LISA NEEDS BRACES!!