Understood - I was talking more about marketing.

You should go to FNM instead

Question for the peanut gallery - based on the advertising I saw, this movie looked like it was a romantic comedy and OH HEY DID YOU KNOW THAT LEBRON JAMES IS IN IT BECAUSE HE IS, which immediately turned me off because I have no interest in Celebrity Cameo: The Movie.

That header image looks like what the front-man of Smash Mouth is gonna look like in about twenty years.

How the frack are Punch Brothers billed lower than anyone they're under?

Hell yes. I've seen her live twice and adored the hell out of Same Trailer Different Park. She puts on a great show and showcases a lot of influences you really wouldn't expect. (Yeah, a country cover of "No Scrubs?" I'll take seven.) Plus, she did a lot of Nashville writing, and, among other things, reclaims Miranda…

*Distributes Snark Rifles*

"My South will rise again for you, big boy!" ;)

The A.V. Club

Sm4sh. Gotta get my Ryu hand stronk.

That plan written on the back of a cocktail napkin will net you several million in venture funding in Palo Alto.

Nine Inch Nails holds a peculiar place in my musical tastes: I immensely respect what Trent Reznor has done, but the music does absolutely nothing for me.

It sort of looks like any other generic summer festival at this point. It's about as alternative as a mid-thirties middle manager living in the Jersey suburbs.

I'm headed down to LA for FYF Fest in August. Morrissey is one of the headliners.

Well. There go any weekend plans I didn't have.

Well, I'm a male human with a beard, but I have no interest in VR. You can have mine, if you'd like. (I work for a Silicon Valley yadda yadda so I imagine these things will rain like manna from the heavens upon me and my bearded brethren.)

Logan's Cum

That's all well and good, but what are your thoughts on Empire Records?

Oh boy, pissed-off Beatles fans. This is like reading a message board for your outraged internet subculture of choice, but you don't need to take a cold shower afterwards.

AH YA SAYIN THAT THA AH MUTANT QUEEAHS COMIN TA MAH BAHSTAHN??? I'LL PUNCH EM ALL SQUARE IN THA FACE AND SEND EM BACK TA YANKEE STADIAHM LIKE THA PIZZA-EATIN RED SOX-HATIN' WEIRDAHS THEY AH