Others say it's more 70/30. Either way, he's one fishy bastard

or for my arms to feel like two weeks in a bad balloon

I like to think he's out there somewhere, just being Tim Dog

I'm glad Lionel Richie can still get gigs post-Ghaddafi

you mean Fred Franzia?

I was just visiting my brother in Sydney and they had all the AC/DC wines at the local liquor store. They have names like "Hell's Bells Sauvignon Blanc", not even any attempt at saucy double entendres (unless that's a very sophisticated d.e. that just went over my head). According to my bro they are all terrible,…

oh my christ, thanks so much for posting that. It's like the bastard gutter raised stepchildren of Peter Cook and Dudley Moore. That Taxi Driver quote is gold. Also, the one about how critics "cunted the life out of" one of their other films. Got to work some of this patter into my party conversation. Let's see if I…

He's the reason I always think "Motherfuckers step to the rear and cheer" whenever I hear someone say "ohhh shit"

Careful what you wish for

I heard that Skyfall is the name of James Bond's home, and it is one of the 'taboos' broken in this film: JB is shown in his home, and is also shown drinking a beer. So, there you go.

I heard that Skyfall is the name of James Bond's home, and it is one of the 'taboos' broken in this film: JB is shown in his home, and is also shown drinking a beer. So, there you go.

Hooky's Booky Wook

Hooky's Booky Wook

"Long Way Back From Hell" would also delay my inevitable wandering-off-for-a-beer impulse

"Long Way Back From Hell" would also delay my inevitable wandering-off-for-a-beer impulse