I think you picked the wrong scene.

Thank you, Alexander Woollcott.

Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooklahoma where the wind comes whistling down the plain……

Maybe a young Lois Chiles?

I don't mean to be discouraging but in terms of quickfire badinage, jabs and riposte, the AVC stable of wits isn't exactly the Algonquin Round Table,

She was the cat owned by Ryan's mom in Wilfred. She was only on screen for one second and only had one line but it was incredibly dirty and funny.

"What's it going to take to get you inside this rhino anus today?"

I don't think Tim is allowed to do his VLOGs any more. Not after the season before last when he appeared, quite obviously out of his mind on crack, pointing a Desert Eagle .44 alternately at his temples and at the camera and calling out Michael Kors. 'I'll give you crotch issues, you Edam-headed chump!', he screamed.

I agree with that - all these professional, educated women walked well and were in fact very sexy. Not like the usual 'civilians' who give us 'the perp walk of Mrs. Potatohead'.

Ooops, I meant Status Quo.

Do you remember Ping?

Then you need to get on top of this scandal now! We're half your show! We're a thousand Ivys to your Gretchen! And we're being treated like some Michael C!

I think he would have tried to vomit, choking and retching but the only thing that would come out would be a tiny puff of Mitsuoko by Guerlain.

This is hilariously funny.

I, obviously, agree. And I thought your own speculation on the boneless wonder was especially choice.

"Maybe because you asked for all the homosexuals to comment, and then revealed that you have a girlfriend?"

Agreed.

Oi, Teti, why did you cut my amusing speculations on Olivier's mating habits?

Ummm, why was my comment removed?

I once told an annoying girl she dressed like a 'female impersonator'. I soon found out the problem.