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Lydekker
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Bowman? But she's a cipher. A transparent void of a cypher. Made of Saran-wrap.

“Today, I am playing the role of a large and stinging mallet,”

Well isn't that exactly the passive-aggressive demeanour of a paid man-whore who is, metaphorically, placed in the middle of a wonderful candystore but told the only thing he can eat is aged liver?

Oh, I noticed the blurs and the gauze wipes but I always thought there might be one, a little one, perhaps in the backrground or reflected in a mirror but, no, the harem eunuchs who edit these things catch them all.

You're so dogmatic, it's obvious you're wrong.

Adrienne Cyrry seems to have carved herself out a respectable career as comicbook convention whore. Good for her.

Yeah, dude, I was lookinhg over your comments on my posts in that threa about the Fall Schedule. You don't really get when someone is joking, do you? Can I ask, have you ever been tested for autism? Look it up.

Ugh. The whore Silverman is still in business, is she?

Lucas! You frog-throated fuck!

Maybe it was John Travolta with Nicholas Cage's face!

Did any of them ever at all in any way become a super-model? I mean, any girl from the entire series?

And while he writes, of course.

'Bukkake'? What is that? Is it some sort of Noh play?

Perhaps Cage was referring to himself?

I stillo think it's absolutely stunning that after what seems like ninety seasons, there still hasn't been the slightest flash of creamy soft boob or elegantly pruned pussy. I used to watch the show for hours, willing even the tinest nip slip but, alas, nothing, until I realised the show was for fat girls and gay men.

Nigel Barker. Do you think, he, um, you know, once did Tyra and now she keeps him around for old times sake and an occasional tumble, once in a while?

'Household cume'.

She is the queen of puns: Delusions of Grandma may be the best title ever.

Do you disappear?

I wasn't bitching to you, prole, you just butted in without asking. Didn't your mother teach you any manners? Before she killed herself.