To be frank, with just a little twist, that could also describe Jeffrey Sebalia.

Yeah, Viktor's dress was classy and sexy, all at once. The reason he didn't win was that he looks like a baggy-eyed peasant from a Sergio Leone western and Anya looks like a Bond girl with a name like Bang-Bang La Desh.

Exactly, I've got a dead toenail. You don't see me making a great song and dance about it. Except for the insurance people.

"Also, one of you is a murderer. Carry on!".

The Immortal Kenley?

I like your analysis. Also, Gretchen worked because she had such a stooge to work with, Ivy, and such a victim to torment, Michael C. All in all, it was like a modern dress version of 'The Little Foxes'.

You know it's strange but I always thought Laura was rather sexy even though, god knows, I really didn't want to know what downstairs looked like after having had six kids pushed through it. I suppose she's just my kind of people. Yes, Gormenghast Vampires.

@Rowan Kaiser

Come now, there's no use of the first person in my post at all. And Rowan not only hasn't liked this show at all, he's been unable to review any episode - not one - with any wit or insight. You'd be the first to admit it.

When will Gibson be forced to expiate his hatred of the noble English? After The Patriot,
and Braveheart, it's obvious we're his Jews-You-Can-Hate.

Strange how anyone who's ever seen that cunt….

And 30 Rock too?

Is that another dig at Gretchen? It's a pretty good one.

You could be right. The problem is, as actual designers of fashion, they're all so 'Meh!'. None of them are very interesting as personalities and, what's worse, the clothes they are designed are even less interesting.

Did I hear right?

I'm going to come right out and say it:

Oooh, I think Anya's goregous thighs , which make their appearance at around Mark 27:03, so creamy and supple, shoot her ahead in the drama stakes. I'm looking at them right now. I might have to have a little lie-down.

My god, did you see the outfit Anya was wearing on the second day? Boob tube, hotpants and heels? She looked exactly like the kind of delicious slut Bond would have in the first half of the movie.

Oh, can we yet identify the top three?

Josh is a far nastier, far more narcissistic person than Gretchen ever was and yet, somehow, he's just so much less interesting. I wonder what that is? I bet the Bunim-Murray editor has just delivered a stinging backhand to the chops of the Bunim-Murray cameraman, screaming: 'What is this dreck you've given me?…