What's the point of pelting someone with hard-boiled eggs? There's no spatter and unpleasant goo. Only a fucking hipster would throw hard-boiled eggs. I bet you'd throw walnuts if you thought you could get away with it.

At the beginning of the show or the beginning of this review? Both were ridiculous.

How long does this game take to play?

It's kind of stunning that the idiot reviewing this article didn't mention the two stunning cameos in the 'Compassion' episode:

That clip with Carson is very revealing but of its time. Not one of those jokes would have got past the panel stage these daysl; just not clever or sharp enough. However, I didn't realise how good an foil Ed McMahon was - certainly not just a corny pitchman stooge like Hank.

You're off your chump.

Jahowl, Meine Klummandant!

There is a possibility - an outside chance at least - that he's one of these gay men who think gay, act gay, talk gay, eat, dress and walk gay and yet who sleep with women, are happily married and have a tonne of kids - like Harvey Kroman, Dom DeLuis, Patrick Stewart and AA Gill.

The trouble is, PR Australia's budget is even smaller than PR USA's. And as a corollary, not only are the challenges even smaller and more gimcrack, so are the materials, the judges and even the contestants.

It just struck me. Josh flamboyantly feminine persona. It's a stitch-by-stitch copy of Lauren Bacall. Even the throaty intonation.

Tall, awkward, gawky, oblivious, arrogant and riding for a fall.

Das ist ein Befehl!

The genius of Gretchen had nothing to do with Gretchen herself. It had to do with the dislike of the Bunim-Murray editors who cut, sliced, spliced and wove every second of footage they had of this rather lanky, rather drab, rather boring girl and turned her into the Ichabod Crane of Project Runway. And then, in the…

I think when it comes to winning every challenge except the last, they judge it on what's on the runway. But when it comes to losing they rate the contenders by what they've done in previous challenges.

But was it because they had more time and somehow more 'fashiony' challenges or was it because they had better characters?

I genuflect to your Loxodontan recall. In those days, though, you did get the impression that the show somehow really was attached the real world of fashion.

But I thought it was now generally accepted that she was a bitch and he was gay, and therefore their careers were over?

LOL.

That's not what she said.

You seem to have got a hard-on about me. Give it a rest.