Well, so long as my post made you a bit less stupid, that's the important thing.

He already told you, moron. Read it again. it's only one line and a bit.

Whatever happened to Alicia Silverstone? One moment she was gigantic; the next, she's appearing in a bit part in Children's Hospital.

That's it, is it? That's the interview? Something about a film he made ten years ago, actresses he likes and his beard? I kind of feel David Frost would have got more.

Choked on her own vomit.

No, dude, it's Scots. And if you told a good Proddie Scotsman that 'Mac' was 'Gaelic', he'd smash a bottle in your face. He didn't spend countless generations fighting the Fenian scum to be told he was a taig by some otter-shouldered, lard-bellied yank.

A brave new world, if you like, likke 1984!

Really?

@ K. Thrace

I do like Leon but, really, the feckless, black moocher is not a good stereotype. I mean, what's the difference between Leon and Stepin Fetchit from fifty years ago (except that Stepin probably curses less)?

"His patently offensive line of questioning"
How was asking the Japanese tourists about bows 'patently offensive'? It's not like asking Jews about accountancy or how they broke it off with their mother.

Philip Madoc is worth his weight in gold. Another great British - Welsh - character actor. He really only got one chance to break out, playing Lloyd George in a Brit mini-series in the 80s and he was fantastic in that.

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