I can't wait until the Fucking Flop House tears apart "Jack The Poon Slayer". That one just makes fun of adult films, right?

It is kind of a nerdy voice, but he is a total film geek, with a vast knowledge of movies, so that voice really fits the character.

For me, anytime they riff on Star Wars, I laugh so hard. When they were wondering why that torture victim robot in ROTJ even had pain sensors on his feet in the first place, or when they were talking about George Lucas' plan to replace teddy bears with Ewoks, it's always really funny.

And now you're at the top of the quote charts!  It's a real rags-to-riches tale, just like the Monkees, thanks mostly to people who discovered this show much before I did.

Here's my top 5 metal albums from the 80s, and no, I'm not going to add a greatest-hits collection to make my quota. Actually, it would be tough to make a list on the spot like that (so I can stop my Elliot-bashing)

I'm sad about the lack of Saturday service because I can watch a movie on Wednesday and have Netflix get me a new one by Saturday if I return it on Thursday. But that's not going to happen anymore, thanks to these clowns in Washington! What a bunch of clowns.

They reference the AV Club pretty frequently; I'm guessing they read the comment boards and weep silently after anything negative, and the tears are blinding their eyes when they get to anything positive.

The guitar lobby squashed that before it got too big.

I also heard this band through a college course: Women's Studies something Pop Culture.  We watched Bound and Tank Girl, which was just really bizaare more than enlightening.

Rose was nice enough to look at, until. She. Opened. Her. Mouth.

I still think the first two songs are pretty good on that green album, love that snare drum at the very beginning of "Don't Let Go".  But this is, I think, the third song, and the last half of that album is already tiring. It doesn't help that the album is under 30 minutes. 

This is his only option.  He's like the Brit Slash.  He's only still famous from being a guitarist in a band for a few years over 20 years ago, but he can still play guitar well.  Might as well hop from group to group in between his hired hand bands that "are full of hot young talent".

And then he spelled "just" incorrectly in his reply! Stop hitting yourself. Stop hitting yourself. Stop hitting yourself.

We're not as bad as Saudi Arabia! Smoke on THAT, mainstream media!

Thanks, church officials, for protecting me from the evil unions. But who will protect me from the evil church officials?

If I'm trying to convert someone to the cult of Mifune, that's what movie I'm using.  He's good in Seven Samurai, but so are a few other actors, and it's a lot longer.  His acting in Rashomon is mesmerizing. It might a be a little over the top, but that's how I like my acting— with lots of ham. 

www.id4.com.  It's gonna tell me about this sci-fi movie Independence Day that will be awesome, or so I hear. 

"I Am A Rock" by Simon and Garfunkel has a line that says "The Rock feels no pain".  Since Dwayne Johnson wasn't born yet, it probably wasn't about his wrestling alter-ego, but whenever I hear that song, I'm not thinking about anyone else.

He jokes about not understanding the economics of the industry, but putting away money for a show you did two years ago and still not touching sounds like he very clearly knows what he is doing.  It doesn't sound as punk, though.

Well, he re-edited The Gold Rush with added narration in the 40s, but the original 20s version is (normally) silent.  Different versions of the 20s The Gold Rush have different sounds, just like different cuts of the Chaplin Mutuals or Essenays have different sounds, but none of those are Chaplin's original doing.…