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Erik E Erik
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I don't know what your real job is, but, whatever it is, do that instead.  And kill the idiot who does those annoying sound effects every 10 seconds, even if that's you.

Who cares about Spider-Man movies if they respect the audience so much that they reboot the entire series 10 years in?  Don't get too attached to this iteration either, folks.

Who cares about Spider-Man movies if they respect the audience so much that they reboot the entire series 10 years in?  Don't get too attached to this iteration either, folks.

It's only somewhat surprising that she is married to Paul Scheer.  As much as this counts from a straight man, he is hideous.  He's bald, the teeth, the weird-shaped head, it's all very unsightly.  But he's funny, and has made it just on the funny, and is a great host of How Did This Get Made.  I'm guessing he made

It's only somewhat surprising that she is married to Paul Scheer.  As much as this counts from a straight man, he is hideous.  He's bald, the teeth, the weird-shaped head, it's all very unsightly.  But he's funny, and has made it just on the funny, and is a great host of How Did This Get Made.  I'm guessing he made

That is an awesome album cover for some Swedish metal band.  Too bad it has been used by a middle-aged band reuniting for a cash-grab.

That is an awesome album cover for some Swedish metal band.  Too bad it has been used by a middle-aged band reuniting for a cash-grab.

He advertises on my local-right wing radio station for his new energy drink.  I always think, "Do people who listen to Sean Hannity really want to be like 50 Cent?" and am between "no" because he's black but "yes" because he's into money.

He advertises on my local-right wing radio station for his new energy drink.  I always think, "Do people who listen to Sean Hannity really want to be like 50 Cent?" and am between "no" because he's black but "yes" because he's into money.

Ha.  That makes it even funnier.  The whole situation has become a metaphor for greedy workers in general, because only greedy workers don't accept new terms.  So, support the replacement refs!

Ha.  That makes it even funnier.  The whole situation has become a metaphor for greedy workers in general, because only greedy workers don't accept new terms.  So, support the replacement refs!

A local right-wing talk show was saying to support the replacement refs in this situation because that would be an attack against striking workers. So Mitt Romney thinks they are doing just fine.

A local right-wing talk show was saying to support the replacement refs in this situation because that would be an attack against striking workers. So Mitt Romney thinks they are doing just fine.

They love MTV now— shows like My Sweet 16, Pimp My Ride and Cribs celebrate pure capitalistic excess.  She used to be on MTV, and she's rich like most job creators, so she's along those lines, right?

They love MTV now— shows like My Sweet 16, Pimp My Ride and Cribs celebrate pure capitalistic excess.  She used to be on MTV, and she's rich like most job creators, so she's along those lines, right?

Well, that's what I heard!

Well, that's what I heard!

I'm getting too old for this posting on comment boards!

I'm getting too old for this posting on comment boards!

I hope one of them says "I'm getting too old for this!" because that's always funny.