Don't you hate it when blue collar slobs don't accept your five-figure bribe of hush money? That's more than they make in, I dunno, like, a year!

"This blonde kid is really convincing me that he likes girls."

"This blonde kid is really convincing me that he likes girls."

Yes, but what should we know Tony Danza for?

Yes, but what should we know Tony Danza for?

Cheers to you, good sir.  Watching it now.

Cheers to you, good sir.  Watching it now.

Didn't Eddie Van Halen say he a secret cure for cancer?  Go talk to him. 

Didn't Eddie Van Halen say he a secret cure for cancer?  Go talk to him. 

Dammit! And I ragged on someone for copying an earlier post in this item. 

Dammit! And I ragged on someone for copying an earlier post in this item. 

But today's grandparents loved her when they were young!

But today's grandparents loved her when they were young!

Any good tips for watching it online? I don't have cable and want to watch FRA v ENG.

Any good tips for watching it online? I don't have cable and want to watch FRA v ENG.

I was hoping the trend would continue and this one would be called "Crosseyed and Painless."

I was hoping the trend would continue and this one would be called "Crosseyed and Painless."

It's because she hates America and the new media has finally gotten around to spreading the message.  Thanks Drudge!

It's because she hates America and the new media has finally gotten around to spreading the message.  Thanks Drudge!

Where have I heard that argument before?