I think this one holds up pretty well.  I haven't seen any other QT films lately, but the delivery of some of those lines is great.  I thought it was going to age poorly, but it didn't for me.

Boost the surrounds if you have them, and he says "I've been shot" in the distance.  I think they say "Are you a cop killer?" as well.

Yeah, the ear-cutting isn't nearly as vicious to me as him with blood pouring down his face, saying he has a kid, and Blonde just shrugging it off.

I don't know many people who would say that "Shaun Of The Dead" is original; I think the joke is that they have about 100 different pop culture references in that movie.  That's even not the only RD reference in that movie: "Stop pointing that gun at my mom!"

And his sort of surprise when Nash reveals that he really knew that Orange is a cop, "Freddy something".  You took all that beating and didn't say anything?

I have often used that tip on how to tell jokes somewhat successfully; just remember the main parts, and add the rest as your own.

22:35: There is a character who wears black, has a helmet, and wears a cape, but it isn't C3PO.

Agreed.  After watching Aguirre, I have no need to watch AN.  Too many parts of it "reference" parts of Aguirre for me to take it as seriously now.  Plus, Hearts of Darkness.  The more I live, the worse my opinion of AN gets, and I watched it 3 days in a row the first time I got my hands on it.

The doc soured me forever on the movie.  All that time you spent trying to decipher Brando's speech at the end? Must have been some deep perceptions about what a soldier becomes at the pit of war, right?

He's very old now.  Go ahead and tell him.

Maybe just a "random" Spanish show, but on the only Spanish language network for a ton of immigrants.  Bet against the only option they've got (at least in my area; some have up to 6 different options) at your own peril. 

I vandalised the mirror of the Kepler telescope just before launch to set back astronomy several years.

No, they make me want to get jiggy wit it.  Wait, U2 is the black guy, right?

The attacks on 9/11 were just really guerrilla marketing for this movie.  Didn't you see the extraordinarily high number of Saudi investors in this film?

I won't tolerate that type of talk about People magazine! Who else can tell me who my mom thinks is sexy?

It's funny because you said the word "first".

That is chilling. And awesome.

I loved how he looked down and petted it so exaggeratedly.

We still do love Taylor Swift. And when do I get my auto-masturbating underwear?  I laughed out loud at this sketch more than any this season.

I know those first two didn't work out.  But wait til you see the plans for our third one! And don't you need to replace that Super Star Destroyer too? Oh wartime always gives me such an erection…