1. That book where she takes nude pictures of Vanilla Ice.
2. Everything else.

Well, I for one am upset.  For me, "here" means I can see it in the indicated spot, which I assume would found clicking the article tag to watch 6 minutes embedded inside.  It would have let me down less if the banner had read "Where you can see those first six minutes". information on how to travel to a theater to…

Do you like Monet or Manet?
I like mayonnaise.

Maybe.  It was so scary that I watched most of it peeking through my fingers, so I might have missed some vital moments.

If you don't like it, don't see it.  They're batting maybe 1-for-20 on these, but everytime a gem like Rise Of The Planet of the Apes gets squirted out, I'll see it.

I have much more respect now when the curtains and carpet match.  That's what I took from that movie.

Yeah, I felt the satire wasn't heaped on enough in the middle, and I'm being totally serious.  I like my homosexuals flaming and my satire dripping.  Although I think the point was so you would root for these characters and then realize at the end that they're Nazis.  That was my opinion 3 years ago; I might need to…

He's also in the straight-to-DVD "Curse of King Tut's Tomb".  Apparently after the William Zabka interview, my remorse over mocking actors for starring in schlock films didn't last.

"Second Coming?"
"Hey, I like it."

And the Twilight Zone Talking Tina episode. He turns it from it being about a crazy doll to being about a jackass stepdad.

I only watch Cushing or Lee when they are in Star Wars movies.

If you haven't seen it, go see The Station Agent.  It's about people just like you.  I saw that and Source Code this weekend.  So maybe I'm included in this group as well…?

Do not taunt Axl Rose Signature Headphones.  If Axl Rose Signature Headphones begin to smoke, get away immediately.  Seek shelter and cover head.

They missed a golden opportunity to make a joke about showers.

Pete should have followed his own advice, or at least died before getting busted with photos of kids in compromising positions. Yeah… "research"!

Do we really want to bring up Japan in a discussion of how bad THEY are??

Respectful and convincing!

It's the drink of Travis Bickle!

Two jokes in one article = thinly disguised fatty discrimination

Failed wormsies.