He's on top of the world

Tomorrow he'll go shopping, and drive at unsafe speeds!

"Pray" by MC Hammer

(kills Porky Pig, turns him into birthday bacon)

Was he wearing camo pants, or Zubaz? I need a bigger TV.

That song's got one of the greatest bridges, man.

He cuts down trees, to make his box

If you don't like Nebraska, there's Counciltucky just over the border, too.

Hell, I even thought I was dead 'til I found out it was just that I was in Nebraska.

Don't you mean THE Cinnabon in Nebraska?

Dr. Steve Brule will be devastated.

The next tour is Selling England by the Pound. I'm going in January.

Anyone seen The Musical Box tribute band? They do mostly Gabriel-era stuff, painstakingly recreating live shows from that era. I saw them do The Lamb Lies Down on Broadway last fall and wow was it good.

Meth's a helluva drug…

On Wisconsin!

They use only the purest white vanilla ice cream

"Mother Mother" by Tracy Bonham. Too…scream-y.

CSNY's "Ohio" is not, however.

Then you weren't smoking enough weed.

At least it felt good to get out of the rain, though.